No Germs Here! Pickle Brine Water Bottle

OK, so I’m misleading you with that headline: There’ll be plenty of germs on the mouth of this stainless-steel water bottle, but if your kids play their cards wisely, the only backwash they down will be their own. After all, what kid would want to steal a sip from someone else’s pickle-brine jug? Er, don’t answer that — some habits are best kept in the family.

$11.95 from Archie McPhee.