What Toys Go in the Hall of Fame Box?

Kids today, I’mma let you finish, but don’t know that the yo yo and silly putty were the greatest toys of all time?

Now you do! A Hall of Fame toy pack has been made up for those irrascible youngsters who seem to think they’re in the know because they’ve actually seen a real live Xbox . . . you know, the pre-Xbox 360 kind.

Packed with a yo yo and silly putty (natch), the Hall of Fame box also has a real Slinky (the metal kind – not that ridiculous plastic imitation) and Crayola crayons in a tin case (sorry kids, no built in sharpener . . . get out the knives).

And for the pleasure, no need to walk twenty miles in the snow uphill. Just go over to the Back to Basics Toy shop and pick up the loot for $19.99.

What should they add to make this box better?