The Pole Dancing Doll

Oh, the horror! The horror! Just when I thought toys could not get worse, I stumbled upon Gizmodo’s post about the Pole Dancer Doll.  Don’t let the name fool you.  The Poll Dancer Doll isn’t a newfangled Real Doll. She’s allegedly a toy for kids.  She’s tiny, she’s spry; and she’s a child working a poll.   The box claims she offers “style” and “flash.”  Personally, I find it mildly terrifying.   The Pole Dancer Doll makes the Bratz look like Mother Theresa.

As of now, I could not locate a place to purchase the doll or a price point. I really hope the doll is a joke.  However, you can click over to Jeanne Sager’s awesome StrollerDerby post on the subject.

If it is real, will you be purchasing this gift for your daughter any time soon?  It remind me of this:

Pole Dancing Doll Photo from Gizmodo

Kid’s drawing from Business Pundit