Were Your Kids “Produced Locally?”

Hey, it isn’t just the best green beans that are produced locally. Your kids are too!

And you can get this tee along with a bunch of other plays on the green theme (for comedic effect, natch) from the new Small Plum line of organic bamboo tees and onesies. All 100 percent organic, you can tell the world you’re practicing sustainable agriculture . . . er, parenting. Let your tot flash a “peas” sign, and go all natural.

The onesies are available in sizes o to 12 months, and tees with the same cool sayings go from 12 to 24 months. They’re all $25, so get them from Small Plum. Buy two and get free shipping!