Is That a 7′ Rocket in Your Front Yard, Or…

Let’s set aside the obvious jokes about dads, inflatable toys and male prowess and just focus on the fact that this Titan Blast inflatable rocket from Banzai launches a 7-foot inflatable projectile over 100 feet into the frickin’ air. Fill the base with water, pump the rocket to pressurize it (a considerable process, given the size), and blast that sucker over your white picket fence — and the neighbor’s, too. No flames or external propulsion systems needed, but a word of warning: Read the directions carefully before gathering the kids for your inaugural flight, because this one’s simultaneously tricker and more trigger-happy than you’d think from looking at the box.

$19.99 from Amazon.