For You, Not Them: Cthulhu Hot Dog Roaster

So the kids refuse all protein sources but hot dogs and you’re totally over grilling the things — might as well spice up the mundane with a Cthulhu-themed hot-dog roaster. Somewhat Punisher-esque in design, and looking suitably angry for the task at hand, H.P. Lovecraft’s great beast holds seven weenies at once and provides just enough clearance from the grill grate to avoid scorching.

$35 from Roast My Weenie (warning: some of the other roasters there are kinda NSFW). [Photo via bbum]