Hey You, Babysit For Our Kid

If you’re looking for sticky sweet birth announcements, keep looking. Because these in-your-face announcements aren’t for everyone . . . but they’re absolutely hilarious.

From Goat Cards, the Up Front Birth Announcements inform your friends and family “We had a Baby. Please Babysit.”

The others in the set beg for money or gifts.

Because that’s what you REALLY want to say, isn’t it? Sure, you can put name, weight, height and all the other pertinent details on the bottom half – they’ll even pre-print it so you don’t have to spend extra time away from that bundle.

I’m thinking this would be perfect to send to that friend who typed up her entire birth story – and inserted it with a business card for her doula – and sent a picture of the baby crowning.

Get yourself a set over at Goat Cards’ shop on Etsy.

And check out this set of hilarious baby shower cards:

Hey Ma, Good Luck With That