Clean-Up Kit for the Disastrous Dad

You love him despite his imperfections, but you still secretly want to see Dad clean himself up just once — sounds like it’s time for a “My Dad’s a Disaster” Father’s Day grooming kit.

Not exactly subtle in its intent, the kit sets up Dad with all the basics to get himself back into presentable shape again. The Panasonic Nose Hair Trimmer will snip those gnarly tendrils from his sniffer, while the ACE Fingernail Clipper gives Dad the means to shear those claws he’s been growing since the Reagan administration. Meanwhile, Mom, Dad’s golfing buddies, or anyone else who has to share bathroom space with the old man will thank you for the Balla Talcum Powder Original (designed to keep things dry, er, down there) and the Ritual Nature Calls toilet-bowl de-stinkifier.

Visit Grooming Lounge in time for Father’s Day to grab the set for $50 — that’s around $14 lower than you’d pay to buy them separately.