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10 Ways How Being a Stay-At-Home Dad Will Make My Wife a Man

Posted by Ron on December 6th, 2011 at 10:01 pm

 

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It’s been nearly four years since I was laid off and forced to stay at home with the kids while my wife went off to work. As a guy who’s always had a job and who accumulated a long history of success in both the military and the corporate world, this reversal  of traditional gender roles has put me in unfamiliar territory. I’m  now the one packing the lunches and getting the kids on the bus while my wife  comes home  talking about acquisitions and mergers. It’s moments like this, as I slap another piece of bologna between two slices of Wonder Bread, that I start to envision a day in the future when I would be complaining to my mommy friends at Girl Scouts about how my becoming a stay-at-home dad turned my wife into a man. Here’s just some of the habits I can see her adopting.

 

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1. She’ll lose all sense of bathroom decorum
She’ll leave the toilet seat up, refuse to change the empty TP rolls and takes 40 minutes to read the sports section. Guess who’ll be king of the throne then?

 

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5 Comments

I.am. dying.

mikeadamick commented on Dec 06 11 at 10:37 pm

In a good way.

mikeadamick commented on Dec 06 11 at 10:37 pm

@Mike Ha! Well, like I said, some aren’t too far off—replace Lumberkjack Competition with “Battlestar Galactica” …and the Camaro with a ’77 Cadillac! :-)

Clark Kent's Lunchbox commented on Dec 07 11 at 8:27 am

#6 already happened, you silly goose.

Mr Lady commented on Dec 12 11 at 8:44 pm

well someones got to even out the score for all the desperate housewives…haha

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