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Top 7 Names We Punished Our Kids With in 2011
Welcome to 2011, where the most popular baby names came right from a tween sensation movie about Vampires, or directly off the pole at your local strip club.
Yup, me again… pushing the envelope this week, there must be something in the water? And of course I am sure people could run their mouth about the names I picked for my own kids, especially since my daughter’s name just so happened to be in the top 20 for girls names in 2011, but come on… a vampire movie? REALLY?
And don’t even get me started with all the ‘yden” names. My four year old is named Camden, but now all the kids are Aiden, and Jayden, and Brayden. What is with the ‘yden” sound on every popular little boys name? Ok… I know I am ranting… sorry!
I just hate when kids go to school and there are half a dozen kids with the same name in the class. Growing up I was one of three Danielle’s in my class, and I hated it. I was always Danielle M. and I didn’t like being identified by the first letter of my last name. Frankly it pissed me off!
When it came to naming my own kids, I wanted to do something somewhat off the popular beat, and when I picked Camden in 2007 it was something like 400th in the list of popularity… of course since then it has grown… grown to freaking 179th!
But in all seriousness… who cares what someone names their kid right? You aren’t the one who has to live with it right?
Remember, my post is in sarcasm! Not serious, or offensive nature!
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27 Comments
Eileen commented on Dec 12 11 at 10:34 amOnce again you have written an offensive and poorly researched post to which ironically punishes US as readers. Forget your little caviat at the end saying how “unoffensive” this was meant to be. Not to mention, about 6 of your fellow Babble posters have written something about this in the past month – how about some originality?
Isabella has been on the top 50 names list for YEARS. Long before the Twilight books were written. Jacob is a biblical name that can be traced back centuries (and again has been on the top list for longer than you’ve been alive)so your comments about people with babies named Jacob following a craze just continue to make you sound ignorant. Liam is an Irish name and it’s a nickname for William.You failed to mention that you named your poor son Camden in 2007 during a time where “7th Heaven” was one of the most popular shows on television. Way to go following a trend!
Bre commented on Dec 12 11 at 10:39 amApparently Eileen woke up on the judgement side of the bed this morning!!
I don’t understand the Aiden trend…he wasn’t even the good one on Sex & the City!!
My name is Breanna and when I was a kid it was like I had a 3rd eye how rare it was…but now every time I’m in the grocery store some mom is yelling my name!
I enjoyed the controversial post :)
Jodymo commented on Dec 12 11 at 10:50 amThe Twilight movies were based on the Twilight BOOKS. I’m not a fan of either but I think that you have to give those books their props for getting millions of teenagers to read.
Heather commented on Dec 12 11 at 10:53 amEileen, I really think the 7th Heaven craze had died down by 2007.
Also, Jacob and Isabella have been popular names for a while now…but I bet if you look at the numbers you would see a huge increase in these names since the Twilight movies made their appearance.
Danielle625 commented on Dec 12 11 at 11:36 amEileen, I can’t say I watch much TV and ever turned on an episode of 7th Heaven in my life. My son’s name, Camden came from a childhood doll I had, not from the city in New Jersey or a television show I never turned on.
Thanks for the comment though, I appreciate it, but think you didn’t really “get” it!
Eileen commented on Dec 12 11 at 12:07 pmAs someone with an MBA, a full-time job, and two kiddos under 3, I try to stay away from these time-wasting comment debates, but I just couldn’t help myself with this one. @Bre – I didn’t pass a single judgement in my post. DANIELLE is the one who judged parents giving their kids popular names by saying they had “punished them” while trying to hide behind the sarcasm curtain.
I had to do the 5 min. of research this post lacked and correct you, Danielle. First of all, with regards to your own son’s name, Camden has hovered around 200 on the Social Security list since 2006. In 2007 when you named him, it was 218, not “something like 400th.” lol. Hardly “off the beaten path.” 7th Heaven had been on for 10 years in 2006, and the final season in 2007 achieved its highest ratings.
And finally, @Heather, you are flat out wrong. Jacob was the #1 baby boy name in 2005 prior to the books’ release. (You can’t have much of an increase from #1 can you?) Isabella has been in the top 4 since 2006. It has HARDLEY increased in popularity based on the books.
Come on people. Let’s move on from this ridiculous topic. To say that people choose their children’s names for anything other than they love it, is offensive. Parents do not need judgement from ignorant bloggers telling them they have “punished” their children. It’s one of the biggest decisions someone will make as it is with their child forever. Have a little respect.
Heather commented on Dec 12 11 at 12:46 pmI honestly think you’re taking the title of this post a little personal….I think the word “punished” is used very, very loosely.
I really don’t think Danielle was trying to judge parents who have given their children any of these names.
B commented on Dec 12 11 at 1:05 pmLiam is an Irish name, not a British one.
Brooke commented on Dec 12 11 at 1:06 pm@Heather, then what was she doing? It’s like she was saying there shouldn’t have been one other CAMDEN after hers… even though I know five or six. My daughter is Olivia, and I don’t care if there are five in her kindergarten class one day. I liked the name. My husband liked the name. Period.
Marie commented on Dec 12 11 at 1:38 pmI sorta think the Twilight author picked names for her characters that were popular or edgy at the time (but I won’t say not nice things about her writing since she’s so beloved, you can guess what I might want to say). Also, teeheehee. This made me happy and I look forward to a future son-in-law (or I guess daughter in law, who knows what this daughter has in store for me) with a -yden name or named Jacob. I think it’s amusing to realize that there’s no avoiding naming your kid something they will at some point dislike, and we will maybe also dislike.
Bre commented on Dec 12 11 at 2:22 pmAh, dear overly educated Eileen. Why don’t you take a breath and unwind a little? You are wrapped so tightly that it’s comical. Take this blog and the comments for what they are worth. If they aren’t worth your time, they aren’t worth your comment. I’m sure you have better things to do, like, perhaps learning how to spell hardly…
Danielle625 commented on Dec 12 11 at 2:29 pmLOL! You guys are cracking me up today!
Well I am happy the post brought out such strong opinions, but seriously… chill! It was a sarcastic post!
See, this is why I don’t do sarcasm often, some people just take life WAY too seriously!
Eileen commented on Dec 12 11 at 2:45 pm@Bre I had a good old time sharing my insight on an ignorant-sounding blog post. It was relaxing to mess around on google for a few minutes and let you know that you were wrong. :) Also, as the word “hardly” was used twice in my post and spelled correctly the first time, so I’m sure you can overlook the typo. I noticed you didn’t correct any of Danielle’s sentence fragments or misuses of punctuations- but thanks for looking out for my speed-typed comment.
Dana commented on Dec 12 11 at 2:49 pmDanielle doesn’t write original posts very often. If the FeministBreeder writes about it, so will she. If another Babble “Blogger” writes about it, so will she. That’s the only trend she sets LOL Eileen is spot on. Just because you preface or end a post with “No Offense” doesn’t mean people won’t be offended. Danielle is the Queen of complaining so it shouldn’t be a surprise to her that people get pissed at some of her posts.
Danielle625 commented on Dec 12 11 at 3:11 pmAll of my posts are 100% original material. I do not plagiarize anyone, and never have. That is also against the law and unethical.
I do however write about hot topics, current events, and other things going on in the blog world. If writers never wrote about the same topics, not only would the internet blogs be pretty bland, but they also would be very scarce.
This certainly was fun though!
Courtney commented on Dec 12 11 at 3:18 pmFunny little post, but I will say that if I’d named my daughter any of the names you mentioned, it mught hurt my feelings. I can see how this post might come off as a little insensitive, though I know you didn’t mean to.
chelsey commented on Dec 12 11 at 5:01 pmWould you all back off Eileen. I would take it personally if anyone said I “punished” my son with his name – sarcastic or not, it’s uncalled for and mean.
Someone commented on Dec 12 11 at 5:29 pmEileen,
Saying you took five minutes to do the research in order to prove them wrong is great. Especially seeing as how I did 30 seconds of research and proved you wrong. The final season of 7th Heaven had its LOWEST ratings since season one. Have a nice day.
Also who cares if Danielle wrote this article and threw in a “no offence” at the end. If you are seriously getting offended at this article then I feel sorry for you. If someone judging your kids name makes you feel insecure and angry maybe you have bigger issues at hand.
Bre commented on Dec 12 11 at 7:42 pmI love you someone :)
Jenna commented on Dec 12 11 at 9:24 pmThis is the most ridiculous article I’ve ever read. My son’s name is Jacob, it has nothing to do with Twilight. Since when did Twilight have a copyright on these names? Ohhhh you named your baby something unique. That doesn’t make you the jump off, it doesn’t make you hot sh**t. It makes you stupid. I’m sure you’ll enjoy your kids “unique” names when they come home from school crying because kids are making fun of them. I’m not trying to be a bitch, but your poorly executed, under-researched, and offensive “article” pisses me, and all the other mom’s on here off. Many people are Irish and even if they’re not, they can give their kid an Irish name. Get over yourself.
Rubi G. commented on Dec 12 11 at 9:54 pmIn my defense of naming my son Aiden I had that name picked out since I was 13, I’d read it in a book and fell in love with it. I was 28 when I had him and had never heard of anyone with that name before. Now it seems like every other child I meet is named Aiden. Oh well. I still LOVE it!
Kacey commented on Dec 13 11 at 12:17 amSuch a rude article!! Doesnt matter that you put “no offense’ at the end….thats like saying its ok for someone to tell another “Your and ugly wench and no one likes you” and then adding a “no offense” at the other end, and expecting everything to be all good…this was tacky and stupid, and completely uncalled for! Danielle625 maybe you should stick with doing something your good at, and stop trying this “blogging” thing your doing…just saying..
doreen commented on Dec 13 11 at 1:07 amWow. The insecurity. If you are so offended over an article, you have some serious issues. I look at it this way,,, Don’t like my choice, whatever it may be, a name or aanything else, well looks like you have a problem,
doreen commented on Dec 13 11 at 8:27 amEileen, take a chill pill. There are much more serious things to worry about. Someone’s opinion on names isn’t one of them. Danielle has a right to her opinion. If it offends you don’t read it.
cathey commented on Dec 13 11 at 10:29 ami get sarcasm. really, i do! but even though this article is meant to be playful and sarcastic it does have a tone that can offend….even if that wasn’t the intention. my son’s name is up there on that list and this article did bother me a bit.
Kirsten commented on Dec 14 11 at 11:20 amThe fact that it says “babble is a supportive, diverse community” right above the comment box just cracks me up. There is nothing supportive about either this post or most of the comments. I’ve read this blog for a while and it really seems like for every great, informative or interesting post there is at least two more that seem designed to stir up anger and controversy. Naming your children is an extremely personal decision no matter if you pick your names from your family history or from chick lit – adding no offense at the end is a sloppy way of finishing up something that you KNOW is hurtful. I have seen way too many babble posts that are pointless (like this one) and then end casually in ‘no offense!’ Do they get comments and probably drive traffic to your personal blog? Sure. Do they support other mothers and their choices? Absolutely not.
Janet Mead commented on Dec 15 11 at 12:04 amAll you people are so silly. I couldn’t read all the comments, because really, who cares? My son is named Jacob and he has Down Syndrome. Am I offended because Danielle likes unique, and possibly uncommon names? No. It’s her opinion. When Jacob was born and we found out he had Down Syndrome and that his name was popular, we thought to ourselves that it was a good choice. I’m sure our son doesn’t feel so different when other children have his name too.
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