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Top 15 Most Awkward Postpartum Clothes Ever
This round-up of postpartum and nursing wear is cringe-worthy enough without the hilariously bad translations. Related: foreign websites are funny.
If you or anyone you know has recently had a baby these will give you a good giggle. Which is your favorite? Here are 15 of the most awkward postpartum clothes ever:
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Cassie Boorn commented on Dec 05 11 at 12:38 pmSnoopy pajamas and STRAPPY BLACK HEELS. This made my day!
Sara Sophia commented on Dec 05 11 at 12:51 pmthis made me pee-laugh :D
Melinda Martinez commented on Dec 05 11 at 3:43 pmthose bikkini jeans are something that Prince would wear.. circa 1990″s gotta love them..
Valerie commented on Dec 05 11 at 3:48 pmOkay so half of these things do not even look like postpartum clothes, nor do the pics make them look like they were suppose to be. The bikini jeans have a a superfit skinny model with a belly ring. I do not believe those are even suppose to be post partum. They look like they were made to mimick when girls thought it was cute to let their thongs show while wearing low waisted jeans. I thought the t-shirts were cute and I prob would have wore them. The dresses are a bit WAY to much…maybe cute gag gift?!?
angela commented on Dec 05 11 at 4:23 pmwho ever designed this stuff has never had a kid and if they have they are some other planet
Jessica commented on Dec 05 11 at 5:02 pmMost of it isn’t even American and some isn’t even aimed for postpartum wear.. I would wear most of it, too.
Dani commented on Dec 06 11 at 2:44 amThis was sooooo funny!
Rachel commented on Dec 06 11 at 4:58 amI’ve lived, been pregnant and nursed my infant in China where almost all of these outfits come from… They all wear this — I’m not even kidding! Well, except for the bikini jeans…that’s just wrong on many accounts!
tracey commented on Dec 06 11 at 5:22 amthe bikini jeans look like something I see on girls walking around the projects…u know, the ones with 5 kids all under the age of 7…
christe; commented on Dec 06 11 at 8:29 amWOW I dont know any women that wud feel confortable wearing this after just having a baby!! They look sooooo uncomfortable and they wud seem to show every imperfection!!
Joanna commented on Dec 06 11 at 3:03 pmThose bikini jeans are disgusting.
carrie commented on Dec 12 11 at 10:38 pmWho looks like that after they’re PG? wtf?
mommy2boys commented on Dec 12 11 at 11:16 pmSeriously?! This is post maternity wear?! I llived in yoga pants and tank tops for like thefirst 3-4 weeks (after both babies) and cannot even imagine *trying* to wear most of these things.
Chelsea Bailey commented on Dec 13 11 at 8:37 amI love the super high waist pants omg…
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