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The Poop Bandit Strikes Again!
The Poop Bandit
The scene of the crime?
Our local Mall.
After a long day of walking and shopping, I was holding Little Bean over my shoulder. He was getting tired of the carriage and I wanted to give him a new view.
While paying for a new bag, I felt the unmistakable diaper vibration on my arm.
He was pooping.
There was no doubt about it.
Within seconds, I look down to see that unmistakable yellow runny poop pooling in my hand.
It. Was. Disgusting.
And I was still in the middle of a transaction hoping, no, PRAYING the cashier didn’t notice.
I grabbed the receipt with my free hand, shoved it in my purse and jetted out of the store.
I made it to the restroom to clean up, and Little Bean and I shared a few giggles on the changing table.
On the way to the car the husband asked if any of the poop got on my shirt which lo and behold…
Poop on the shirt and the Ham, Big Brother.
it did!
I didn’t even notice. How sad is that?
This has been Little Bean’s first blow out in a couple of months. It seems Poop Bandit is out on parole.
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Half Marathon Training – Week 2 Wrap-Up « Weight Loss Drops « Weight Loss Drops commented on Jul 16 11 at 12:27 amchristine commented on Jul 11 11 at 3:05 amIt happened to me for the first time ever, today. All down my arm, on my leg, all over him. Ugh. Captain Poopshooter.
Missy commented on Jul 11 11 at 8:18 amHahaha! That’s all I can say! I even showed this post to my husband who laughed out loud… BTW, have you seen Life As We Know It? I think you… and the Husband… would appreciate it :-)
Tina commented on Jul 11 11 at 4:14 pm*laughing out loud* oh my goodness the poop bandit cracks me up.
Marie commented on Jul 11 11 at 5:31 pmRoni, I hear you! My son only poops every few days and it is monstrous. Recently it was such a blowout that he had poop in his armpits and his neck rolls!
kat commented on Jul 11 11 at 5:42 pmwe had what my 6 year old dubbed a “poo volcano” happen when my 1.5 year old was sitting in his carseat – I had run into the store only to come out to find my husband trying to deal with all the collateral damage of a poo volcano. Poo all over baby, all over car seat…literally poop everywhere :(
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