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…And no I will not stop with the holiday tech puns thankyouverymuchsir! They are my new boyfriend. But this is the last in the series of holiday tech posts so you’re off the hook for the rest of the year. Maybe.

In the meantime, let’s talk about tech, bay-bee. Specifically which gadgets you’ll be purchasing (or perhaps, if you aren’t a last minute shopper like I am, already purchased) and which items you’ll be steering clear of these next ten days.

I happen to have one major tech item on my list but I will not be disclosing here BECAUSE Mr. Childssss reads this blog. Instead I’ll be listing what I WON’T be purchasing and a few things on my wish list.

First, the wishes:

1. Speakers for my IPOD: Somehow I have managed to go my entire life without these things. I recently saw this gramophone dock in an Anthropologie catalog and died a little bit.

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photo via newist

It was 78798243 dollars but so cute I tucked it away in my thoughts/became obsessed with it. (It’s no longer for sale apparently, which is a bummer and also a relief for my credit card.)

2. Sound Machine so Baby Sleep Happens: Thanks to your suggestions, one is on the way. Thanks, Santa Moms!

3. Photoshop: I have been dragging my feet on this. For five years. (See also IPOD speakers. What’s my problem?)

Annnnnnd the not-so-wish list:

1. Cell phones for my kids: Every time I pick Archer up from school another kid is standing outside on a cell phone. WHAT IN THE WHAT, YOU ARE EIGHT YEARS OLD!??? WHO ARE YOU CALLING!??? Not that anyone is asking for a cell phone YET but boy would my kids love an iphone or two to play games on. Luckily, I have Santa’s number and have already told him EN. OH.

2. Video Game Console: Although every year I’m tempted to buy a wii or an XBOX or whatever the newest consul of amazingness is, I always opt out. One of these days we’ll likely buy one (Fable would LOVE the dance games and Archer would flip for the bowling and arcade) but for now, board games is where we’re at on family fun nights. And I’m not ready to let them go.
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photo via watchmojo

3. 3D Glasses: Unfortunately, Hal already went there. And no, we never (ever) use them. I mean…  does anybody? Seriously. Can we talk about 3-D glasses for a second? Is anyone out there honestly putting them to use?

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What about you guys? What technological gadgetry will you be purchasing this holiday season and/or NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT steering clear of? Leave a comment below for a chance to win a Dell Inspiron One 2320 Touch computer! (It doesn’t HAVE to be about your fantasy holiday app, btw, although I’d love to hear them.)

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