[...] So, wow. I thought that Beyonce’s pregnancy got a lot of press, but it certainly pales in comparison to the press that the birth of Blue Ivy Carter has received. Lots to talk about, apparently. Like did Beyonce fake her pregnancy and farm out the dirty work to a surrogate? Or did Beyonce carry the child herself? [...]

Thanks for this article. It was funny yet so true!!

Thanks for the article :-) Really great! As if no woman was able to wear heels during pregnancy. I sure did.. And it was only my own low-seat car I had problems getting out of while in was never a problem. pregnancy is so different just as you said.

And as for number one: looking at my own pictures the belly clearly appeared to new of different shape and size depending on the clothes I wore…not to forget the change that came with time as well.

Really can’t understand all that fuss! So again: goods job this article! :-)

I think Beyonce really did have a baby! However, I don’t see why it would matter if she had hired a surrogate! It would still be HER and Jay-Z’s baby!

I completely agree, Dr. Collins. I don’t care if she hired a surrogate, which seems as if she did. But, how many celebrities, who have more star power than her or just about the same, went through all that Beyonce and Jay-Z just to have their child? That’s ridiculous. I can understand the author not believing the hoopla about the surrogacy, but it’s clear she is a Bey fan. The only reason I believe Beyonce hired a surrogate is because of the hospital fiasco. She hired her own security, confiscated phones, covered security cameras, etc–is that a normal quirk for first time rich parents?

LoL! How much did Beyonce pay you to post this?! LMAO!

I’m overweight and had sciatica at the end of being pregnant and still managed to get into and our of a normal car without difficulty, this is a nonsense argument!

All you morons that are saying that she wasnt pregnant because she was in heels and “shaking and jirating”, obviously have no clue what is going on inside a pregnant womans stomach. the stomach has more padding than you would think. the baby is in a “water” sac and they arent being bumped against your ribs and spine… compare it to rocking a baby to sleep. And also.. “her belly got smaller and larger then smaller again”… really. different colors make you look thinner or more plump. I was pregnant twice and delivered two healthy baby boys and both times my belly changed size from week to week even day to day.

oh and this dumb shit:
“She hired her own security, confiscated phones, covered security cameras, etc–is that a normal quirk for first time rich parents?”

they are celebrities… two of the biggest in the game now. why would you want everyone taking disgusting pictures of you while you are in that state. she hired security because she wanted to feel safe and comfortable for the birth of her child asshole!

wow, soem people really are pretty stupid… go have a child and then you tell me if she was faking a pregnancy. its not an easy thing to do… this is why i shelter my kids from the ignorance in the world.

I’m trying so hard not to get caught up in this but, well, that’s the 21st century for you. I didn’t even hear the theory that she was not really pregnant until today, I don’t really care for her music and don’t follow her very closely. So, I haven’t done a ton of reading on the subject. But, I find it VERY difficult to believe that a celebrity would fake a pregnancy, when women who suffer infertility and use surrogates could seriously use a positive celebrity spokesperson, and women who adopt are lauded as heros. Why would any celebrity, most of whom adore attention and the spotlight, try to keep themselves out of the spotlight like this unless she ACTUALLY WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND GAVE BIRTH. You people are morons.

Reguardless if she carried it herself who cares! I’m still irrate over how she showed her true colors at the hospital and for that reason alone I have no respect for either of them now. Famous or not you DON’T take up a whole wing or floor of a hospital (which is for sick or those in labor) and let them sit empty while people who truely need the medical help have to be turned away because one self absorbed b*tch who clearly does not have any respect for anyone (including all you “fans” bc if that was you needing the medical she would give a crap and make an exception for you) “doesn’t want any pictures WELL KEEP YOUR BUTT AT HOME AND HAVE A HOME DELIVERY THEN and you wouldn’t be interferring with medical care for someone who needs it! Also after hearing a parents story on how first they were kept from the nicu and then when they were able to be released they still couldn’t get to their twins and then they got stuck in the hospital and weren’t allowed to leave with their babies to take them home that is what made sick! How would all of you “bey fans” felt if your child was in the nicu and struggling to live and you couldn’t be with them all bc one bitch wanted to take over the hospital to keep pictures from being taken and let me go a step further what if your baby died while in there and were not able to be there spend time with your child in its last moments bc of this? Would all of you then be so quick to supporting her?? Please stop feeding in to this womans fame and make her come back down off her high horse! That’s is what is worng with society today no one has respect for anyone anymore ! And I sure hope the parents who had this happen to them sues them for everything they have bc NO ONE is above anyone else- her and her baby blue isn’t more imporant than anyone else their in hospital. And same on the hospital for allowing it to happen.

After she announced the pregnancy my husband started reading about all the conspiracy theories. I called him crazy. BUT than I saw that weird belly collapse video. Made no sense, that shit COLLAPSED. And after I forgot because I had my own life to live. Now she’s had the baby & stuff doesn’t add up. She’s mentioned being due in the Spring then February but she had the baby early January?

I’m not sure what the deal is. The only thing that annoys me is if she did use a surrogate why hide it? It would seem to me she hid it because she didn’t want to seem less than BEYONCE because BEYONCE can do anything.

Also the whole hospital thing pisses me off.

I think the people who think she faked it are the same people who think that Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy too, and that her youngest is actually her grandbaby. OH, and Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate either.

Interesting article, and you’re right … all of these “conspiracy theories” can be explained within a reasonable doubt. But I find it interesting that you did not address the video where her pregnant belly collapses and folds in on itself. I guess it was because you know you can’t explain that one away. I mean, I’m sorry, there is no way that a person that far along in her pregnancy, with that big a belly a) could bend over like that, that far, to sit down, or b) that that big a belly could fold over and get so flat. It goes against the laws of pregnancy, the laws of physics, and just plain old common sense! All the other stuff aside, I just do not see how she could possibly have been pregnant and have had that happen. No way possible. Not to mention, I have yet to see a picture of her really looking pregnant (besides the one on stage where she announced it and the one in the brown dress on the red carpet). Pregnant bellies get bigger – hers never did after her initial announcement, or not that I saw, anyway. I just saw a picture that was supposedly taken just a few days before she gave birth (and according to a witness who saw her out that night, she was “enormously pregnant”), and you could not see even a hint of a belly under her OPEN jacket and scarf. Yet she gave birth to what I’m assuming was a full term baby (since we haven’t heard otherwise) just days later?! It just doesn’t make sense! I know some pregnant women don’t get that big, but someone who is full term would have some kind of belly poking out between the sides of the coat! Come on! And of course, the business about first being due in spring, then in February, then giving birth in early January to (again) what I’m assuming was a full term child? There are just too many odd things going on here for me to believe that she was actually with child. Something is fishy with this whole story. You just haven’t sold me on this one.

This was hilarious! Thanks for posting it. These conspiracy theorists are nutty.

Shawn C. Carter first child is a boy by a model video chick. That now some other dude is taking care of. SAD! Take care all your kids Cradle robber “Jay Z” the dope on the rope…LMMFAO. Beyonce DID NOT GIVE BIRTH! The way she loves to be in the spot light. If she was really with child I am sure she would have showed her huge bare belly off all the time. She would have been so proud and showed if off to everyone. Why hide the truth. All things done in the dark shall come to the light believe that. Why Shawn Carter didn’t talk about it, why there are no pictures of him rubbing her belly? Her sister showed her huge belly off. Beyonce you should have told the truth from the beginning and you wouldn’t be the hated right now. Do you know how many people hate you right now? You are wrong for what you did. Beyonce you are going to have to make this up to all your fans who loved you trusted you and believing in you that now don’t. Beyonce is embarrassed of Shawn Carter she didn’t want anyone to know she was fu-king him; she didn’t want anyone to know she married him (but is that true?) so everyone should have known she was NOT going to carry his child. Beyonce thinks she so fly. Stop it Beyonce Knowles & Shawn Carter you are a human not some kind of higher power. TELL THE TRUTH YOU DID NOT CARRY A CHILD.
I don’t even believe she miscarried. She a porn star on low with all that shaking and popping. And Shawn Carter Jay Z is a cradle robber when Beyonce was 7 he was 20 already. Damn! Get over yourselves

Well when you got money like they do i guess you can walk on who ever you want. You can treat poor people any kind of way. You don’t have to show repect. You don’t have to care about anybody feeling. It’s about Me Myself & I just what the song says. So why keep this going they will never change who they are. And all good things do come to an END!

Yea for you Jenny-Anne. BUT, did your prego belly fold in half when you sat down???

Thank you for the great post. Anyway take it easy and keep the great work!