Journey to the Center Of the Mall Santa Universe
Posted December 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Since I last posted here, my mother has informed me that I am, in fact, a total liar. “You never threw a tantrum on Santa’s lap,” she insisted, “NEVER.”
Well! We’ll just have to see about that, I thought, and started digging through my mountain of completely unsorted, unorganized photographic evidence.
And darn it, she was right. I was lying. Or perhaps mixing myself up with a photo of one of my siblings. Or drunk. AGAIN.
Other than one three-year-old crankpotface, I am remarkably chill and unfazed in most of my Santa photos, despite the fact that these were some of the worst-looking Mall Santas this side of Billy Bob Thornton. I mean, wow.
Let’s take a look, shall we?
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Miriam commented on Dec 23 11 at 10:29 pmI think your mom tried to coordinate your 1980 outfit with the 1979 Santa’s eyebrows! Good try mom!
Mouse commented on Dec 27 11 at 5:06 pmWe didn’t take E to sit on Santa’s lap until he was 7 and had a younger brother; we just knew it wouldn’t be a good idea. This year was J’s second visit and we didn’t even think he might not want to. So now I have a screaming-kid picture on our second outing. He’s actually sitting on my knee next to Santa and I’m laughing.
Txtingmrdarcy commented on Dec 28 11 at 4:20 pm1980 = Ezra in a pink stripey sweater. Pure adorable-sauce.
Lisa commented on Jan 05 12 at 5:14 pmI’ve always though Ezra looked the most Storch-ish, and Noah and Ike looked like you, but damn if The Mighty Ez isn’t your doppleganger.
Missie commented on Jan 28 12 at 9:18 pmDude. Seriously. Quit dressing Ez up like a girl just for the sake of your “career”. Not.Cool.
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